The Art of Seduction

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The Art of Seduction - Magic workshop
EXCLUSIVELY @ The Art of Music!
2 - 3 February
$88 - 4 hours workshop

Think Valentine's day + magician you + highly amused her = One fantastic night (if you get what I mean)

Guys, this is your chance to impress the lady of your dreams and score points with her! If you have no ladies in mind, fret not. You can easily use magic to pick up a lady, since.. how can one not be impressed with magic tricks?!!

The magician is a buddy of mine, and he never fail to amuse me with his tricks. He is really really good. (Y) HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

Never underestimate the power of magic yo. ;)


Props and notes will be provided.

RSVP: weiming.theartofmusic@gmail.com

BAH

So I've been recuperating at home for the past 3 days, but to no avail.

Oh wells..



Friday was spent with the girls, minus Joyce (TEEHEEHEE!).

We did a little shopping here and there..

These pair of heels totally kills. I was having so much difficulty trying to get to the mirror. Ha.


CHECK OUT MY BLINK.




Amelia cannot stop making funny faces to the camera.

And then it's off to Zouk!



It was also Cousin Jasmine's birthday so Bernadette and Yongsheng were there too. :)



Jasmine's friends, Jasmine, Bernadette and yours truly.


Mark's there too!



Stefanie and I went shopping shopping shopping on Saturday. And I'm pretty much done with my Chinese New Year shopping.. are you? :)

Oh, does any kind soul have any idea where to get like, gladiator sandals or sandals of that sort? BUZZ ME.

And I'm just blogging for the sake of doing so. Maybe it's because I've been sleeping too much, I can't really think of anything to blog about anymore.

The Mummy has been really nice to the sick YT. She has been at my beck and call, buying me food and all. Teeheehee. MWAHS. And OH! Amelia's gonna be knocking on my door in about 5 minutes. CAN'T WAIT. (:

Sick (again)

If I get 10 buckeroos for everytime I mention (on my blog) that I'm sick, I'll prolly be a millionaire.

Fucked up immune system. I get flu as often as I get my period.


Anyway, I'm contagious. Congratulations to the girls and boys I've been hanging out with and whom I've been coughing into your faces. Please take better care of yourself and don't blame me and my sexayeee voice. :D


Okay, the medicine is kicking in. I'm gonna sleep like a baby. CIAO.

I should not ever let you go oh oh oh

The two of us finally spent some quality time together just now, having dinner at Sakae, window-shopping and getting Amelia a makeover from my Carlsberg colleague, Cassandra (Thanks, babe).

Every night you cry yourself to sleep
Thinking: "Why does this happen to me?
Why does every moment have to be so hard?"

Ignorance is indeed, bliss.

Why is it such that one can be so certain that finding out more about a particular something will be so upsetting.. and yet the one still insist, and get oneself hurt and dejected, only to justify the certainty?

I can be so stubborn sometimes. !#$%&%#&*#

And I am off to live in self-denial and await for tomorrow's happy times. :)

When one gets too bored..

I am currently doing an one day job at this company as the receptionist. As the receptionist, all I have to do is sit at the entrance, answer calls and press the bell when customers walk in. So most of the time, I am chillax-ing at the computer, clicking and typing away.

And this gets really really boring after a while.. 'cause I've already done whatever I can do online and I am seriously running out of ideas.

ARGH.

Don't mind me ranting, because there's nowhere else for me to shout out loud. :D


I had a really bad date recently. I didn't want to mention it, because I was hoping to put the incident behind. Ha. Never mind that.. it's not the agenda anyway.

My point is: Sometimes, looks, the entire package and job (I'm sure you know what I mean).. can be so deceiving aye? Someone can easily impress you with a few photos, a short profile, a Friendster smile/message and a casual smile.

Whoever will THINK that someone who is physically-inclined will be a person you wish you never met?

I mean, naturally, we'll start thinking that person will be THE ONE.

Perhaps this is why some people say, "You win some, you lose some." You really can't have everything in the world huh?

That sucks. I want a hamsum, rich, tall, humorous boyfriend.

Before you start scrolling down to my tagboard and working whatever's left of your brain cells on how to flame me for being superficial.. I know I am superficial (and materialistic, for that matter) and I am not ashamed to admit so. The thing is, I can afford to be so, and I don't see any valid reasons for me to not be. So, whatever.

Think whatever you want, I really can't be bothered anymore. (Plus, deleting tags can be a pain.)



And just 15 minutes before I knock off. YAY! And I am going for Sakae with Sister Amelia. KTHHXBYE.

I is friggin' pro.

I JUST ZHNG-ED MY BLOG UNTIL SWEE SWEE AND I AM VERY HAPPY. I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT BECAUSE I LOVE IT AND IT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. HAHAHA.

AND I AM SO PRO BY RESEARCHING FOR HTML TUTORIALS TO MAKE THE CODINGS WORK AND LOOK BEAUTIFUL. MUAHAHA.

EAT THAT, AMELIA. (K la, I help you fix yours..)

妈，团圆了！

I am finally bored free enough to put a stop to my procrastination and sort out my photos and blog. :D HURRAY!


Anyway, I've also finally decided that I am too free (and too poor, have too little friends and too many things to buy) and I went out looking for jobs like, everywhere. I got short-listed for one, worked for like, 4 days before I decide I couldn't take the environment anymore.. And then I started doing odd jobs like, those one day stuffs. And now I just got short-listed for another one, and I'm going for some product training this weekend!

That pretty much explain why I hadn't been blogging.. Because I always get so wore out after work, I only have enough energy to crawl into my comfy crib.

And I just realized after spending so much time playing with the photos.. that I have a friggin' quiz tomorrow. GG. *sighs* Actually I had a pretty good reason for my hiatus. I have been mugging and doing my projects really, really hard.



I am kidding NOT.


Or maybe I am. :P Whatever it is, I certainly know I'd be getting busier with project deadlines to meet. :( SIGH SIGH SIGH.


School and work aside..

Because the photos are so old already.. I don't see a point in caption much and maybe I'm just too lazy. Lalala.

It's always nice to see all of us take the effort to meet up altogether, six times a year just to celebrate the days we grow older. Though there's actually nothing much to celebrate about being old.. Hmmm.

I know I always say this, but just look how much we're grown man!



:D

The short while at PLAY was really.. an eye-opener. I still find it amazing that everyone shares the toilet and we girls will walk past the guys at the urinals to get to the cubicles. Not that it really matters though aye?



Digressing, this cheese-flavoured HELLO PANDA is really yummy! It's just like the cheese cracker we always eat.. but CUTER.




Okay, back to what I've been doing.. On Saturday (19th January), it was the opening of my aunt (大伯母)'s saloon!


It's situated like, 30 steps away from home. (Y) I'm so going down often for facials. Muahaha.


Delighted 大伯母! (Anyway, I took these photos off Shan's blog. Don't mind aye ;))


Meet Bernadette aka Shan and her cousin, which makes her my cousin too, I think, Pearlyn.. and we went crazy cam-whoring..

.. and I worked for Cafe Del Mar's 1st anniversay after that.

(According to group photo) Yours truly, Cassandra, Serene and Jayz; and I can still remember vividly how Cass and I winced while posing with the buckets 'cause they are friggin' heavy. Ha.

In my opinion, the crowd was kinda sad for an anniversary. Shouldn't anniversary parties be overflowing with people and more people?

And my legs are still aching from the walking on sand with boots. I can so feel my calf muscles hardening. Boohoohoo!

I couldn't stop stroking my little cousin's head. HEHEHEH. And after the baby shower, Mummy and I went shoppinggggggggggggggggg and I am a happy girl. :D




School today and I used the most of my brain cells I ever did in school, so I was feeling extremely jaded. But a ride on bus 5 totally perked me up because it's FRIGGIN' COOL.

ZAI RIGHT?!?!?!!!

Call me a mountain turtle (that is if you've seen this bus long time ago) because *squeaks* it was my first time on the F&N bus!

:D :D :D

DAMN COOLZXZXZ.

Although it means that the bus capacity will be wayyy smaller (less seats!), it is still very innovative aye! ME LIKEY.

The classmates, Xerxes and Weiming, and I walked around town and I went home a happier girl because I finally bought the watch I was searching island-wide for. YAY! :D




And I'm out. CIAO.

because I don't want you to waste your money

DO NOT WATCH CLOVERFIELD. DO NOT WATCH CLOVERFIELD. DO NOT WATCH CLOVERFIELD. DO NOT WATCH CLOVERFIELD. DO NOT WATCH CLOVERFIELD.


The quality of the movie is the standard of what I could film down with my old Sony T-7 camera. Seriously, the images were so shaky, the cameraman (or maybe they got a kid to film the movie) MUST be hyperventilating or suffering a heart attack.

The shaky motion made us all so giddy and nauseous, we left halfway through the movie. :S

Well, if you caught the movie, please leave a tag to let me know the ending. I'm intrigued to find out if everyone died. Deeply appreciated.

No thumbs-up. Nuff' said.




And I'm still too lazy to upload last weekend's photos.. HEEHEEHEE. I discovered (Yay, Huixian!!) MobTV, so I lost interest in blogging. But I just have to inform you guys not to watch the money la.




Just before I go..

(Click to view eFlyer)

I hope to see you at Cafe Del Mar later (19 January) because I'd be working for the event. Buzz me if you'd be popping by. 1-for-1 beer yo!




[UPDATE]
I don't know if I'm asking too much.. But all I ask of is just your Friday evenings.

Not just a dinner. Not just an hour. But the entire evening without disturbance even before the clock strikes nine.

Maybe I am just envious most of you has have got a partner you can ditch the girlfriends for. Maybe I am just unhappy I am never close to being second next to a boyfriend. Maybe I am just a selfish bitch for wanting the whole of your Friday night.

Or maybe I just really want to spend a nice evening with all of you girls.
[/UPDATE]




And I will be back with decent updates when I feel like it.


BYEZXZXZ.

I went down to CDC today with Ken, who just took his Basic Theory Test and is going to take another shot at it, with me this time, in April. HAHAHA! And I also caught One Missed Call with Tom after that and it's quite a good show, I guess. Freaks me out.

Oh, on my bus ride home, I took the aisle seat beside this guy clutching on to his LV wallet and I fell sleep, face down. When I woke up, the LV wallet guy was gone.

WTF. You have no idea how it feels man.

I think he like, climbed over me to get out and I had no idea at all!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

Wahlao. The couple beside me were like, staring at me with amusement. That friggin' guy made me feel like a retard. Come on! I would've known if he tried to wake me up right....

I seriously wanna know how he managed to get out without disturbing me la!

I is GoL CHAMPION

Today is the GAME OF LIFE (Spongebob Squarepants edition yo!) day at my crib!

Proudly contributed by Santa Tom for Christmas (YT not included)


Well, I gotten the board game like last year (trying to make it sound so long ago) and I only had one shot at the game with Tom and Persley on one fine day and IT AIN'T ENOUGH.

So I made the girls come over and playyyyyyyyyy with me. And the Mummy was really sweet to ask the maid to cook my favourite dried mee siam for the whole gang. Heheheh.



Introducing the players..

.. and let the game begin!

I can't take it. I just have to get bimbotic for a lilllllllllll while..

Patrick is so cutezxzxzz! ^^




Money, money, money; must be funny!



We played two rounds of GoL (I IS WINNER WINNER WINNER!!) and we chillax-ed all the way at my crib until the cows and Lecia went home to give the birthday girl her expected birthday surprise, just right before her birthday ends. :D

19 friggin' candles for the 19 years old babe!



We hung outside her crib for the longest time with the lit candles, because the bugger took soooooo long to come out!!

But nonetheless..


HEHEHEH. This is like the third year the three of us went down to "surprise" the girl and every year.. she expected something of this sort to happen.

I so swear it's not gonna happen next year already. :P


Your friend littered the corridor. :D


I totally dig chillax sessions like today's and I so want more! Sometimes, it just doesn't really matter where or what you're doing, because it's the company that matters aye. Papers, let's have more of such nights! Screw Minds Cafe, I'VE GOT GoL! :x

And oh, if you're interested, buzz me and you shall come over and play GoL with me. HEHEHEH. Alternatively, I can always bring the friggin' big box out. :))



Help me say the words out loud

Fat face

After many many many procrastination..



.. I finally made full use of the opportunity to sing karaoke, along with Xerxes and Weiming.

HEHEHEHEH.



And I bought this super old school biscuits from some random minimart.


The primary schools of my era (sighiamfuckingoldsigh) useda sell these biscuits at like 10cents. I'm sure you ever tasted this too. You're just as old as I am.



COOL YO. Friggin' nostalgic. (H)




We skipped off to school after that and YT passed all her term tests. :D :D :D And the super sweet Yihui waited for me to end class and we skipped off towards town! The girl practically went crazy and she friggin' bought four pairs of shoes.



Yihui = power.

Well, my card got confiscated by the Mummy.. so, zzz.. YT can't shop in the days to come. :( I need a job.. a sugar daddy.. two jobs.. and a boyfriend.


My hair looks so longgggggggggg in this photo, I just have to post it up. :D I don't even care my face looks so omgwtf fat.



And YT's finally beginning to feel like, 2008 might just be a good year.