Shit talk!

Time : 2.38 am


YingTing says:
i shitted!
omg
finally!

Chee Chai says:
in your pants?
you have constipation eh?

YingTing says:
in the toilet bowl
ya
for 5days already
and i had bbq food on sat, mon and today
oh boy
i almost forgot how it felt like

Chee Chai says:
...
its shiok right?

YingTing says:
yes
and it stink like shit
heehee
5days worth of food

Chee Chai says:
lau sai is also shiok

YingTing says:
eee
i dont like lausai

Chee Chai says:
i mean when you are in the toliet lah
but when you are outside and you lausai, damn you will have tough day
haah

YingTing says:
lol
true
but lausai still disgusting

Chee Chai says:
as if shit isn't
lau sai is easier to clean lor

YingTing says:
shit less disgusting

Chee Chai says:
haha
as it is watery
but those normal shit is a bitch to clean

YingTing says:
why?

Chee Chai says:
i dont know
normal like paste like that
i have to pour water on my ass to liquidify it then clean
or else I'll feel dirty with shit

YingTing says:
lol

Chee Chai says:
and its pracitical clean
ahha
scienific proven
aha

YingTing says:
IS IT

Chee Chai says:
yup

YingTing says:
by who

Chee Chai says:
Prof. Lim

YingTing says:
eeeek
must be some unknown old man

Chee Chai says:
na bei
haha
its young man

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Hmmm.. Shit!