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    jeudi, septembre 07, 2006

    A whole new world

    If only..

    All the females in the world (once after puperty) have a common shoe size!

    Let's say.. Size 37 (also known as size 6, or in TOPSHOP size 4)!
    Because it's the most common size in womanhood, it's not big, is considered small and yet not small till a ridiculous state (yes, I am laughing at you all size 34ers) and most importantly, it's my size. :D

    Women will shop for shoes like for clothes; wait, clothes come in S, M, L or 6, 8,10..
    Women will shop for shoes like for food; wait, food can be weigh into different portions!
    Women will shop for shoes like for men; wait, men also got different classifications!!

    So, women will shop for shoes like NEVER BEFORE!

    Boutiques only sells shoes which vary from colours and designs. No need to bother the salespersons for size or insoles..

    BECAUSE EVERYTHING FITS LIKE A SNUG!

    Guys will not have to feel sian well shopping with the girlfriends for shoes, because the girls won't go like, "Is this too small for me? I think it is!", even though her big feet is OBVIOUSLY sticking out of the shoes.


    It will be more of a relief for the salespersons naturally.

    No more fearing of customers going berserk when you comment to them that the shoes are too small for their feet.

    No more fearing of having no size in stock and thus, losing sales!!

    Of course, insole companies will die straight away, but they always can start afresh by selling shoes. :D


















    Sigh. I'm living a dream.

    Back to telling the customers that the shoes don't fit and they never will because the stupid factory just got burnt down.


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